What the fuck Harold? What the FUCK?
You wrote Ghostbusters for fucks sake..AND Ghostbusters 2. You are a damn genius when it comes to wit and humor and you give me this pile of feces?
Year One is by far one of the worst movies I have ever seen, through its entire run I didnt laugh once, not ONCE. Normally I love dick and fart jokes, I missed that stage of developement when they ceased to be funny, if someone cuts one, I laugh hysterically. Somehow this movie took that away from me.
Maybe I was expecting too much, maybe I thought the all star cast of comedians would make me laugh, if that is asking too much then I apologize.
Jack Black was so disappointing, his character basically tries to fuck anything that moves and gets by on dumb luck.
Michael Cera plays the role he always plays.
The women are just there for eye candy and have no depth to them whatsoever.
Only some of the background characters are worth anything, Cain (David Cross) has his moments as a psychopath trying not to get blamed for his brothers murder. The High Priest (Oliver Platt) is pretty good as a hedonistic, homosexual, pedophilic holy man, his time on screen was the only thing that got a small chuckle from me.
There is no story line, just incoherent transitions from one poorly written and executed joke to the next. There is no humor, just shock joke, like the eponymous pissing on yourself and eating bear shit, literally the bear shit joke goes on for 2 minutes too long.
The other 8 or so people in the theater with me were thinking the same exact thing. This movie wasnt funny, it wasnt clever, and Im not sure who thought it would be a good idea to make.
If you were planning on seeing this movie, dont. Unless you are a functional retard, then you might get a laugh or two. Just dont go in expecting Old School or Airheads, you will just want to kill yourself.
You wrote Ghostbusters for fucks sake..AND Ghostbusters 2. You are a damn genius when it comes to wit and humor and you give me this pile of feces?
Year One is by far one of the worst movies I have ever seen, through its entire run I didnt laugh once, not ONCE. Normally I love dick and fart jokes, I missed that stage of developement when they ceased to be funny, if someone cuts one, I laugh hysterically. Somehow this movie took that away from me.
Maybe I was expecting too much, maybe I thought the all star cast of comedians would make me laugh, if that is asking too much then I apologize.
Jack Black was so disappointing, his character basically tries to fuck anything that moves and gets by on dumb luck.
Michael Cera plays the role he always plays.
The women are just there for eye candy and have no depth to them whatsoever.
Only some of the background characters are worth anything, Cain (David Cross) has his moments as a psychopath trying not to get blamed for his brothers murder. The High Priest (Oliver Platt) is pretty good as a hedonistic, homosexual, pedophilic holy man, his time on screen was the only thing that got a small chuckle from me.
There is no story line, just incoherent transitions from one poorly written and executed joke to the next. There is no humor, just shock joke, like the eponymous pissing on yourself and eating bear shit, literally the bear shit joke goes on for 2 minutes too long.
The other 8 or so people in the theater with me were thinking the same exact thing. This movie wasnt funny, it wasnt clever, and Im not sure who thought it would be a good idea to make.
If you were planning on seeing this movie, dont. Unless you are a functional retard, then you might get a laugh or two. Just dont go in expecting Old School or Airheads, you will just want to kill yourself.
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