What The Fuck?!

So here I am working at the Liquor store, its just before noon so its still pretty slow a normal Friday morning...at least I thought.

Here in Putnam County Florida we have some crazies, we have some real crazies, like George Lucas crazy...

A guy comes in, normal looking guy mid 40s maybe, asks for a half gallon of cheap dark run, normal so far. I ring it up, he hands me a card, I ask him cash to credit, he says credit. He quips that I should know better, no one has any money, we are still in the Bush recovery time. I chuckle because I thought it was funny, he asks if I voted for Obama I said yes, because I did.

He said he met him, I thought that was cool and not impossible Obama did do several stops in Florida. He said then that Obama has gone to his house in Hastings...bullshit meter rising. Then all hell breaks loose.

Let me summarize this because there is way too much crazy:

1) George Bush was really stripped of power on June 21st of last year but it wasnt revealed because of the economic meltdown...which I dont think happened until a few months later.
2) Obama was almost assassinated at this guys house...in Hastings...
3) It was ordered by Bush and Cheney and executed by over 200 Delta Force soldiers.
4) This guy dropped 6 secret service guys when he tried to warn them.
5) Over 20 secret service agents died in the firefight that soon ensued.
6) Obama picked up a rifle and dropped 15 or more of the Delta Force assassin squad.
7) We have been at DEFCON 2 at least 200 times since June of last year.
8) The country is actually in control of someone else and the world is ready to blow itself up over it.
9) That man is him!!!!!
Update:10) He is also the one that converted Obama to christianity and made him tone down his seeming arrogance.


This went on for like 15 minutes or more until the guy finally said "You think it's bullshit dont you?" And he walked out and back towards the next door fruit market.

What...the...fuck?!